0: Sloppification? In MY website?

Shopify tried to AI-generate this blog post. It Didnt Even give me an option it just Did it! What the fuck! Wasted a whole like 15 seconds of my time generating 2 pages of AI bullshittery about something it has no idea about. Said that the Fuimini full body trackers were fitness devices （；´д｀）ゞ
Computer should just do what I tell it to do... or rather people should stop telling my computer to do things I don't want it to do.

Urgh. It also NEEDS me to put my fucking deadname on it. I'd have used my preferred name for Shopify, but unfortunately I fear that if funds are directed to someone who doesn't exist.... that might be suboptimal. Hopefully it doesn't show? I can remove it if it does.... but wtf. This blog function is insanely mid. AI garbage, limited formatting, and strange requirements.

Anyway. First blog post. Will try to figure out how this works. Maybe I can just make my own blog functionality, cause this might not cut it.

Praying it doesn't sloppify this. （︶^︶）Or put it somewhere I don't want it... or share my deadname recklessly...